WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A WOMAN/MAN?

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” 
― George Carlin

“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.” 
― Oscar Wilde

“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord.” 
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. “Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.” 
― Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

“I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason.”
― Stanley Baldwin

“A man does what he can; a woman does what a man cannot.” 
― Isabel Allende, Inés of My Soul